Operation Israeli Freedom: The Palestinian Problem

With the primaries coming to an end each candidate spews out views which are no different than their respectable opponent. In essence they are agreeing to disagree on an issue that they both agree. Modern politics is a wonderful thing. Since the conception of the Electoral College in seventeen seventeen whatever, each president candidacy since then has vowed to the American public that much needed alliance of Israel.

Hillary, the She-Devil and her democratic neurotic revival Barrack Hussein Yourmomma make sense no with their foreign policy considering the state of emergency that Israel has been facing. They both publicly support the right to existence of Israel; yet they do not answer the critical questions. They run amuck gloating and boasting that they have done what no other candidate has ever done in their position. Who cares!? What about Israel, the chosen land by the chosen people.

Although being the size of Rhode Island, this little nation has stirred as much controversy as Brittney Spears. We, as Americans, need to bear in mind how essentially important Israel is the United States economy; they supply us with electricity and MicroMahines. The paramount role of Israel has no bounds, and Americans have taken a great advantage of the sacrifices Israel has done for the ordinary American citizen. For instance, it would be beyond the realms of science to be entertained by Brick Breaker on my BlackBerry without electricity. And, as Americans we have no need for ridiculously unnecessary overrated reliance of oil. Angering suicidal Arabs and crazy Mexicans in Venezuela, we created enemies when there is no need.

So why do countless politicians bow down to the Israeli lobby? Not only do they supply electricity they also provide all-important moonlight. But we need to also put into perspective that they are the chosen people, thus they can never be wrong.

No Justice in Gaza. You see Israel is doing what is only absolutely necessary to keep herself from being victimized by terrorist attacks. Plus, we all know that Arabs are suicidal; therefore the Israeli policy on Palestinians is just. Even though Israel is violating several baseless U.N. Resolutions, they truly understand that it is a killed or be killed world out there. Compassions and mercy is a sign of weakness. We all should ignore Amnesty International proclamation to human rights to Arabs in Israeli land. Amnesty International also encourages equal treatment to women, what a joke.

Anti-Semites like Barrack Osama want to create peace between the two people. I always thought Communism was illegal in America. And, God forbid he became president of our holy infallible nation, I would not be in the least bit surprised if he would strap on dynamite on his chest and wage jihad on the Israeli Embassy.

US Undersecretary of State Nicholas Burns has signed a deal that will provide Israel with $30 billion of military aid over the next 10 years. Some may perceive that is a bit excessive, but Lockheed Martin-type arsenal is much needed to ward off the sophisticated Palestinian artillery. Those rocks hurt.

Democratic demigods demonstrate their devilish dexterity of deviously disparaging our leader. If our holy elected President deems it necessary to ward off evil Iraqis by the cost of innocent taxpayers, we should not squabble. The way I see it, Bush is not the most intelligent of Presidents but he went to Yale. So what if he had a C average; he went to Yale. So what if he was a cheerleader; he went to Yale. So what if he did cocaine, what Yale graduate didn’t. So what if he ignored intelligence that there were no Weapons of Mass Destruction in Iraq, wildly underestimating the cost of the war by $23 trillion; this man went to Yale. He could negligently start a war for his own amusement and entertainment, but we all forget that this man went to Yale.

Let Israel be. If Prime Minister Ehud Olmert wills for more merciless bloodshed, who are we to stand in his way. As long as the American people have electricity and moonlight Israel could invade the Vatican. Last but not least we need to say our prayers to Amy Winehouse.